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Knitted Vulva

ETA: Pattern!

It is nearly impossible to find a good pattern for a knit vagina and I see lots of people in different craft communities asking for one. I was curious myself so I decided to just wing it without a pattern and now I have a knitted pocket vulva for my very own! I even used a glow in the dark yarn for the clit so she's always easy to find!

Here's a work safe side view

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tzoa
Oct. 28th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
:::::::::::: D

awesome
lelah
Oct. 28th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
LMFAO at the glow in the dark clit! That's great!
xreesex
Oct. 28th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
I don't know how I feel about this, Jenn!
emilytbm
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
Well I have to do what I can to substitute for the lack of your vagina in my life!
xreesex
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
LOL


stargazercrys
Oct. 28th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
I love it! You should post it in eyeheart_crafts :)
hastythief
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
"I even used a glow in the dark yarn for the clit so she's always easy to find!"
Very nice, I'm sure when the lights go out at work, you can pull out your handy-dandy knitted vagina and hold it up as a beacon of light!
What do you plan on doing with it?
emilytbm
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
Snuggle it and love it always?
di5turb3d_ang3l
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
WOW! -speechless-
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emilytbm
Oct. 28th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
I tried! My stupid camera would not let me!
drowningmermaid
Oct. 28th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
try with the black light.
bobandiarepals
Oct. 28th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
HAHA!
I wonder, what is the point of making a crocheted replica of the female genitalia?
topknot_forever
Oct. 28th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
What is the point of not making one?
Because its FUN.
hehe
bobandiarepals
Oct. 28th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
You could make the man-parts and have a set!
aelfie
Oct. 29th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
Answer that to a bunch of women who QUILTED it. I went to a quilt show a few years ago and there was the whole special section devoted to it. Of course I took pictures 'cause I KNEW my friends would not believe me.
sprocket_ninja
Oct. 28th, 2008 06:35 pm (UTC)
That is pure awesomeness. I love knitted anatomy.
kiwi_jayco
Oct. 28th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
Haha that is far too genius!
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parasitegirl
Oct. 28th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Pot holders get dinged up, yucky, burned...It would become and increasingly sad vulva
sarar
Oct. 29th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
But it would be functional!
parasitegirl
Oct. 29th, 2008 08:45 am (UTC)
There are fun functions and there are activities that burn your crotch. Vulvic potholding being of the later catagory.
dafydd
Oct. 29th, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
I Have No Joke Here, I Just Like Saying "Vulvic potholding..."
rainisnice
Oct. 29th, 2008 09:14 am (UTC)
it's important to have a functional vagina around the house!!
keltickefiwolf
Oct. 29th, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)
Muuu-- the thought makes me hurt though! Poor thing...!!
daderain
Oct. 28th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
This year I am participating in and crafting for my school's Vagina Monologues. I love this! If you have any other ideas you would like to share, or anything you would like to donate, please message or email me! demitrye@yahoo.com
fakeplasticerin
Oct. 28th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
this might be the best project ever. the pot holders area a great idea!
c_korone
Oct. 28th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
:nods: I like it.
poppleshatesyou
Oct. 29th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Made of win!!!
magalicious
Oct. 29th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
That is so awesome. I think the glow in the dark clit is my favorite part.
my_dawning_star
Oct. 29th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
i spy a Kurt Halsey tattoo
keltickefiwolf
Oct. 29th, 2008 07:32 am (UTC)
Oh my god, I LOVE it! YAY for girl parts!!! Especially glow-y ones. ;)
shaneyl_lynn
Oct. 29th, 2008 02:12 pm (UTC)

I want that.

As a coin purse.
bastet694
Mar. 27th, 2012 10:40 pm (UTC)
your knitted vulva
I volunteer for a non-proft in DC that is concerned with women's rights. We saw these and thought it would be wonderful to give them as gifts to the speakers. would you please contact me via my email? I would so appreciate it. bastet694@yahoo.com. This is a sincere commit
emilytbm
Mar. 27th, 2012 11:41 pm (UTC)
Re: your knitted vulva
You can use the free pattern to make them, no problem.
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